Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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