U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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