I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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