Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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