dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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