I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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