i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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