I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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