you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I want to fling myself into the sun
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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