Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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