You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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