we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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