If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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