Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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