She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
