: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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