I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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