THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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