the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I don't want my vagina anymore.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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