Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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