There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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