You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Alive.
So much puke
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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