yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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