OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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