can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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