For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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