tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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