Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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