Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Dick very happy bro
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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