What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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