I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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