Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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