I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
