this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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