just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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