Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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