she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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