I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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