ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
