Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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