yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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