Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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