Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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