I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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