well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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