Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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