I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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