we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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