I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
