ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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