Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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