the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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