well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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