oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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