I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
