yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there was a trapeze. enough said
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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