You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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