Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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