we have pet lesbian snakes
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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